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Dear :iconmalkavianzell:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before hating Boston Celtics.

Go burn,
Dukko





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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal or deviation):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs -
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
  • Listening to: Paper Romance - Groove Armada
  • Reading: The Book of the Five Rings - Miyamoto Musashi
  • Playing: Alien Swarm, FOR FREEEEEEE!

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Duccio Shinichi Mondanelli
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:iconkronosthemad:
kronosthemad Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
Dukkuccio grazie per il fav sulla maschera *0*
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:icongypsybottle:
gypsybottle Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Hi!!
I’m Yang Fan. Same as you, I born on 5th Oct 1990! Very nice to meet you here.
I’m going to be on my side car (a kind of motorcycle), riding through more than 30 countries in Eurasia. The trip will start from Beijing this summer. what’s more exciting is that I’m going to find people who were born on the exactly SAME DAY with me (October 5th, 1990) along the way and make one passionate documentary about this incredible experience!

Just some information about me: I left school when I was 13. However, ever since then, my passion and dream towards film-making have been the lights that keep me learning, loving, experiencing and thinking. Jack Kerouac and the “Beat Generation” are my all-time-favorite. Now I’m an award-winning 21-year-old Chinese director who has documented a lot of stories and characters with my camera, and yet I’m on my way to make my bigger dream come true.

This documentary film Another Me In The World will be broadcast on China Central Television which has over 1.2 billion Chinese audience. The idea is to capture all the exciting lives of the people that I will encounter from different countries, and to share them with the younger generation of Chinese people. I believe it’s important to spread the idea of living your dream and never give up.

So, if you were born on October 5th, 1990; if you would like to share YOUR STORY AND PASSION; if you want to make a change; and if you live in any country of European, please contact me. I’ll meet you at your city!

THANK YOU for your time and support! I’m looking forward to meeting you!

my skype is Humpty Dumpty
my email: gypsybottle@hotmail.com
or we can just chat here.
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:iconmkcvxiii:
MKCVXIII Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
hey! good artwork and great talent! Love your pics, here's a llama for you!
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks!
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:iconkronosthemad:
kronosthemad Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010
<3
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:3
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:iconcaterinafiaschi:
CaterinaFiaschi Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010  Student Photographer
Grazie mille per il lama e per la watch! :D
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Prego :D
Soprattutto immagino per il lama xD
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:iconsicmentale:
sicmentale Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Many thanks for the :+fav:!
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Your welcome! :D
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:iconclone-artist:
Clone-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:. :)
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:iconblacknina:
BlackNina Featured By Owner May 26, 2010  Student General Artist
bella gallery!! ;)
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner May 27, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Grazie!
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:iconblaqueandstuff:
blaqueandstuff Featured By Owner May 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave sir! And great gallery yourself.

And stuff.
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Your welcome!
Thanks!
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:iconsupergx:
SUPERGX Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2010
Ciao, sei invitato su

:icondevita-group:

la community italiana pił grande di DeviantArt. :P
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:iconthomasdelonge:
thomasdelonge Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
thank youuuu for the fav! :love: i hope you find some time to check the rest of my gallery :blushes:

:hug:
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Your welcome!
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:iconsuzaku-no-namida:
suzaku-no-namida Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2009   Photographer
grazieee (:
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Prego :)
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:icond-vega:
d-vega Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
Thanks for the fav, Duccio! :bow: cool works here!
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks!
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:iconmadamemia:
MadameMia Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009
Foto impressionanti! :D

No I don't really speak Italian even know I was born in Italy. I do so wish to go back. :(
Anyways, I love your pictures!
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:icondukko:
Dukko Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Grazie!

Let's speak in english, then.
Thanks for the watch, and even more thanks for the "impressionanti" thing! xD
I'm not that good, really.

PS: You were born in Italy? Really? And you want to come back here? REALLY?
Shall we switch our lifes?
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